When I Die - Why BSOD?

When I die I want a special headstone. It needs to have a computer monitor built into it. The monitor doesn't even have to work, actually it is preferably an old dead CRT that has a permanently burned in image of a Windows BSOD - that is Blue Screen Of Death.

Since I have spent so much of looking and and resolving these issues, it seems only fitting that I should "throw my own Blue Screen" when I kick the bucket.

Now, I am going to be kind of choosy about this as well, I just don't want some arbitrary hardware stop error displayed on the screen, I want my own custom error code. That way when someone google's it they get my obit (which of course will have some paid ads on it as well - gotta create residuals for my estate).

What would even be more ideal would be if Microsoft would add my bucket kicking error code to their database, that way when someone googled it - there it is cause of demise, error code and a backlink to my website?

posted by Matt @ 12:04 PM 0 Comments